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17 Sep 2012
Broken
Adults. This post is for you so please put down the cup you’re rinsing and try to focus. Since you’re the president of the world and need to check your cell phone screen often for…
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8 Sep 2012
Special Time
This post is intended for TO (*Toddlers Only). If you have hair anywhere on your body other than your head or have ever eaten a fig, please stand up and walk away. Go do something…
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7 Sep 2012
Paper
Everyone knows that adults tend to by hypocrites when it comes to food and can rarely keep their story straight. While they’ll repeatedly ask toddlers to try new, healthy dishes, they do not believe that…
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4 Sep 2012
Feeding
Sometimes spoons are too heavy or your beautiful toddler’s arms are tired. When that happens, it is your responsibility to help. While feeding a baby is easy on account of them being powerless, toddlers require…
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25 Aug 2012
Big Bed
I want to have a rational discussion about the big bed. I am a reasonable human being and don’t like to see anybody get their feelings hurt. Daddy, this post is specifically for you as…
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24 Aug 2012
Giveaway
Prize: One lasagna Enter to win this lasagna! It was meant to be tonight’s dinner but we should have pizza. I know you love lasagna and will appreciate this. Details: Lasagna is not as fun…
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23 Aug 2012
Yelp Review: Womb
OK well I was here for an extended stay. To be honest, I don’t remember even arriving LOL or how I got there (white light?) but I did enjoy myself. The first few months…
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17 Aug 2012
Super Nanny
Dear Super Nanny, Super? So you think you’re an action hero. And what is your power exactly? Tearing families apart? Since your show started and like a pregnant spider exploded into countless demonic spin-offs, children…
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11 Aug 2012
Fruit
Fruit tastes good and is good for you. My favorite fruits are apples, bananas, red popsicles, blueberries, and pudding. Toddlers, eat your fruit but don’t compromise your values. This post isn’t for children people who…
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10 Aug 2012
Animals
Animals are wonderful things. Do you have one in your home? You are very lucky. I had a cat but it decided to live somewhere else and jumped out the window. It seemed in a…
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