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22 May 2013
Sharing II
This post is for Adults-Only. If balsamic vinegar has a special place in your heart, keep reading (fool). I want to discuss something serious right now so put your phone screen-side down on the table….
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8 May 2013
Book Reviews II
Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…
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28 Jan 2013
Guest Post: Real Actual Doctor
This post is for Adults. If you spend half your paycheck on Omega 3s, keep reading. Today’s post is by a guest: a real actual doctor with glasses just like the title says. This doctor…
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9 Oct 2012
You Look Prettier When You Smile
Dear mama, It’s not your birthday but this poem is for you. It’s just something to think about. Nobody’s perfect. love, your HT You Look Prettier When You Smile Thanks for coming last night It’s…
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23 Sep 2012
Adult Recipes
Last night I suffered a nightmare. I dreamt that candy corn crops around the world had simultaneously failed and farmers were forced to plant onions in their place. Halloween, as you can imagine, smelled terrible….
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17 Sep 2012
Broken
Adults. This post is for you so please put down the cup you’re rinsing and try to focus. Since you’re the president of the world and need to check your cell phone screen often for…
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8 Sep 2012
Special Time
This post is intended for TO (*Toddlers Only). If you have hair anywhere on your body other than your head or have ever eaten a fig, please stand up and walk away. Go do something…
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4 Sep 2012
Feeding
Sometimes spoons are too heavy or your beautiful toddler’s arms are tired. When that happens, it is your responsibility to help. While feeding a baby is easy on account of them being powerless, toddlers require…
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11 Aug 2012
Fruit
Fruit tastes good and is good for you. My favorite fruits are apples, bananas, red popsicles, blueberries, and pudding. Toddlers, eat your fruit but don’t compromise your values. This post isn’t for children people who…
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7 Aug 2012
Games
Awww your childhood is over. How sad. One way to make your life better is to help mine increase in happiness. Let’s play a game! To make this experience more enjoyable (for me), I’ve decided…
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