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16 May 2013
The Apgar
You know those dreams you have where you show up for an exam unprepared and notice that you’re the only one naked? That’s not a dream. It’s a flashback. I feel bad about my Apgar…
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10 May 2013
Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Mother’s Day is coming up and around the world female parents are asking themselves, “Do I deserve anything?” Even if your mom has only been “hug good” and not “present good” you still need to…
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8 May 2013
Book Reviews II
Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…
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6 May 2013
Footprints in the Sand
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach. Many scenes from my day flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,…
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You asked for it! Well, actually you didn’t due to your issues with pride, but I know that you need this, so I wrote a book anyway. I started this blog to share my personal…
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15 Feb 2013
Birthday Party
To say that the party was off the chain doesn’t even begin to describe; this party broke the chain in half. This party melted the chain down and using precious metals made an even crazier…
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14 Feb 2013
Valentine’s Day Tips
Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a post for adults. Take off your shoes and socks. If the bottom of your feet look like you’ve spent the last five years of your life barefoot rock climbing,…
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29 Jan 2013
Dear Juice CEO
Dear Juice CEO, First, congrats on an excellent product. I’m doing a slow clap right now that is getting faster by the second. Now I’m standing up and clapping at an even quicker pace. You…
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28 Jan 2013
Guest Post: Real Actual Doctor
This post is for Adults. If you spend half your paycheck on Omega 3s, keep reading. Today’s post is by a guest: a real actual doctor with glasses just like the title says. This doctor…
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7 Jan 2013
The Nap Window
This post is for TO (Toddlers Only). If you have unsavory and disturbing hair on your body that you weren’t born with or don’t get so excited about chewy granola bars that you instinctively start…
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