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10 Jun 2013
Morning Translator
This post is for Toddlers Only (TO). If you would ever waste strawberries in a salad and cite “summer” as an excuse, please find something else to do close by. Mornings can be a confusing…
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22 May 2013
Sharing II
This post is for Adults-Only. If balsamic vinegar has a special place in your heart, keep reading (fool). I want to discuss something serious right now so put your phone screen-side down on the table….
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10 May 2013
Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Mother’s Day is coming up and around the world female parents are asking themselves, “Do I deserve anything?” Even if your mom has only been “hug good” and not “present good” you still need to…
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8 May 2013
Book Reviews II
Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…
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22 Apr 2013
Dear IRS
Dear IRS, First, I wanted to thank you for the social security number. It was truly unexpected and your generosity did not go unnoticed. I don’t care that you gave me a business card with…
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14 Feb 2013
Valentine’s Day Tips
Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a post for adults. Take off your shoes and socks. If the bottom of your feet look like you’ve spent the last five years of your life barefoot rock climbing,…
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28 Jan 2013
Guest Post: Real Actual Doctor
This post is for Adults. If you spend half your paycheck on Omega 3s, keep reading. Today’s post is by a guest: a real actual doctor with glasses just like the title says. This doctor…
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7 Jan 2013
The Nap Window
This post is for TO (Toddlers Only). If you have unsavory and disturbing hair on your body that you weren’t born with or don’t get so excited about chewy granola bars that you instinctively start…
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9 Nov 2012
How To Get Kicked Out of Preschool
I’ve heard the same story over and over. Kid is having the best day ever wearing new clothes and new shoes visiting what they think is some kind of fancy orphanage when BAM they look…
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9 Oct 2012
You Look Prettier When You Smile
Dear mama, It’s not your birthday but this poem is for you. It’s just something to think about. Nobody’s perfect. love, your HT You Look Prettier When You Smile Thanks for coming last night It’s…
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