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29 Jan 2013
Dear Juice CEO
Dear Juice CEO, First, congrats on an excellent product. I’m doing a slow clap right now that is getting faster by the second. Now I’m standing up and clapping at an even quicker pace. You…
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23 Sep 2012
Adult Recipes
Last night I suffered a nightmare. I dreamt that candy corn crops around the world had simultaneously failed and farmers were forced to plant onions in their place. Halloween, as you can imagine, smelled terrible….
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17 Sep 2012
Broken
Adults. This post is for you so please put down the cup you’re rinsing and try to focus. Since you’re the president of the world and need to check your cell phone screen often for…
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4 Sep 2012
Feeding
Sometimes spoons are too heavy or your beautiful toddler’s arms are tired. When that happens, it is your responsibility to help. While feeding a baby is easy on account of them being powerless, toddlers require…
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24 Aug 2012
Giveaway
Prize: One lasagna Enter to win this lasagna! It was meant to be tonight’s dinner but we should have pizza. I know you love lasagna and will appreciate this. Details: Lasagna is not as fun…
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11 Aug 2012
Fruit
Fruit tastes good and is good for you. My favorite fruits are apples, bananas, red popsicles, blueberries, and pudding. Toddlers, eat your fruit but don’t compromise your values. This post isn’t for children people who…
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26 Jul 2012
Recipes
Dear mommy & daddy, I recently read somewhere (I think the Bible) that you can’t blame ignorant for being ignorant if you refuse to help them stop being so ignorant. With that thought in mind,…
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5 Jun 2012
Playdate Food
I’ve spoken about playdate food before. I like to think of myself as the Anthony Bourdain of the topic. My mother prefers to spend afternoons in bed watching me play out of the corner of…
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