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22 May 2013
Sharing II
This post is for Adults-Only. If balsamic vinegar has a special place in your heart, keep reading (fool). I want to discuss something serious right now so put your phone screen-side down on the table….
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22 Apr 2013
Dear IRS
Dear IRS, First, I wanted to thank you for the social security number. It was truly unexpected and your generosity did not go unnoticed. I don’t care that you gave me a business card with…
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17 Sep 2012
Broken
Adults. This post is for you so please put down the cup you’re rinsing and try to focus. Since you’re the president of the world and need to check your cell phone screen often for…
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17 Aug 2012
Super Nanny
Dear Super Nanny, Super? So you think you’re an action hero. And what is your power exactly? Tearing families apart? Since your show started and like a pregnant spider exploded into countless demonic spin-offs, children…
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2 Aug 2012
Not Sorry
A hobby enjoyed by big folks is making little folks do things. Unfortunately they have collectively decided that forced remorse is a morality building exercise. It’s a common misconception, lie, amongst adults that if you…
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26 Jul 2012
Recipes
Dear mommy & daddy, I recently read somewhere (I think the Bible) that you can’t blame ignorant for being ignorant if you refuse to help them stop being so ignorant. With that thought in mind,…
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26 Jul 2012
Blog Explanation
Someone on Facebook asked why I haven’t blogged in awhile. It’s very simple. WordPress and I got in a fight. What happened was I couldn’t remember my password. I kept trying and WordPress continually rejected…
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30 Jun 2012
Judgment Day
Toddlers, I told you this day would come. You’ve waited, alone and ignored, while your mothers spent hours on Pinterest* trying to convince the world that they too are capable of making cinnamon rolls from…
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15 Jun 2012
Dear Police
Dear Police, Quick Note: This is to the real police, not the Naughty Police who have been fed lies about my behavior. Dear Real Police, I would like to file a restraining order against the…
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14 Jun 2012
Up
Hi mama. Thank you for all of the attention last night. My blanket was really acting crazy!! Next time when you get tired of looking at my face please just let me know. Sending daddy…
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