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27 Sep 2012
Books
Books are wonderful entertainment, gum, and weapons. Many parents read whole stories and don’t skip pages but I wouldn’t know anything about that. Being a scholar, I love books. When you’re done texting take a…
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23 Sep 2012
Adult Recipes
Last night I suffered a nightmare. I dreamt that candy corn crops around the world had simultaneously failed and farmers were forced to plant onions in their place. Halloween, as you can imagine, smelled terrible….
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17 Sep 2012
Broken
Adults. This post is for you so please put down the cup you’re rinsing and try to focus. Since you’re the president of the world and need to check your cell phone screen often for…
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8 Sep 2012
Special Time
This post is intended for TO (*Toddlers Only). If you have hair anywhere on your body other than your head or have ever eaten a fig, please stand up and walk away. Go do something…
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7 Sep 2012
Paper
Everyone knows that adults tend to by hypocrites when it comes to food and can rarely keep their story straight. While they’ll repeatedly ask toddlers to try new, healthy dishes, they do not believe that…
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4 Sep 2012
Feeding
Sometimes spoons are too heavy or your beautiful toddler’s arms are tired. When that happens, it is your responsibility to help. While feeding a baby is easy on account of them being powerless, toddlers require…
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