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    • 25 Aug 2012

      Big Bed

      I want to have a rational discussion about the big bed. I am a reasonable human being and don’t like to see anybody get their feelings hurt. Daddy, this post is specifically for you as…

      141 Comments
    • 24 Aug 2012

      Giveaway

      Prize: One lasagna Enter to win this lasagna! It was meant to be tonight’s dinner but we should have pizza. I know you love lasagna and will appreciate this. Details: Lasagna is not as fun…

      53 Comments
    • 23 Aug 2012

      Yelp Review: Womb

        OK well I was here for an extended stay. To be honest, I don’t remember even arriving LOL or how I got there (white light?) but I did enjoy myself. The first few months…

      29 Comments
    • 17 Aug 2012

      Super Nanny

      Dear Super Nanny, Super? So you think you’re an action hero. And what is your power exactly? Tearing families apart? Since your show started and like a pregnant spider exploded into countless demonic spin-offs, children…

      82 Comments
    • 11 Aug 2012

      Fruit

      Fruit tastes good and is good for you. My favorite fruits are apples, bananas, red popsicles, blueberries, and pudding. Toddlers, eat your fruit but don’t compromise your values. This post isn’t for children people who…

      57 Comments
    • 10 Aug 2012

      Animals

      Animals are wonderful things. Do you have one in your home? You are very lucky. I had a cat but it decided to live somewhere else and jumped out the window. It seemed in a…

      38 Comments
    • 7 Aug 2012

      Games

      Awww your childhood is over. How sad. One way to make your life better is to help mine increase in happiness. Let’s play a game! To make this experience more enjoyable (for me), I’ve decided…

      39 Comments
    • 5 Aug 2012

      Honest Toddler of the Day: Louka

      Meet Louka, a young toddler who despite not being two can open a box of cereal. I respect that. Nominate a toddler for HT of the Day: http://thehonesttoddler.com/htoftheday/

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    • 2 Aug 2012

      Not Sorry

      A hobby enjoyed by big folks is making little folks do things. Unfortunately they have collectively decided that forced remorse is a morality building exercise. It’s a common misconception, lie, amongst adults that if you…

      63 Comments
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