I was studying the search terms that bring people to my blog and noticed that many of you stalkers are typing “who is honest toddler” into Google. UHHHHHHH LOL. Weird.
Dear mommy & daddy, I recently read somewhere (I think the Bible) that you can’t blame ignorant for being ignorant if you refuse to help them stop being so ignorant. With that thought in mind,…
Someone on Facebook asked why I haven’t blogged in awhile. It’s very simple. WordPress and I got in a fight. What happened was I couldn’t remember my password. I kept trying and WordPress continually rejected…
Hello old friend. It’s taken me a long time to write to you. For awhile, I was angry. Devastated that you broke things off. But I’m past that. We had good times. So many good…
Last night I was a hot mess. I’m not going to mince words and try to explain it away with growing pains, teething, or general anxiety over Big Bird’s 20+ year denial that he/she is…
Dear Grandma and Grandpa, I haven’t seen you in about a week which is fine. Maybe you have something better to do than watch your sweet baby bloom into life. This past week was difficult….
Dear Santa, First, I’m a big fan of your work and have seen all your films. Question. Did you get a phone call from my mom yesterday? Hahaha LOL she’s funny right? She’s also tends…