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16 May 2013
The Apgar
You know those dreams you have where you show up for an exam unprepared and notice that you’re the only one naked? That’s not a dream. It’s a flashback. I feel bad about my Apgar…
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10 May 2013
Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Mother’s Day is coming up and around the world female parents are asking themselves, “Do I deserve anything?” Even if your mom has only been “hug good” and not “present good” you still need to…
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8 May 2013
Book Reviews II
Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…
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6 May 2013
Footprints in the Sand
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach. Many scenes from my day flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,…
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22 Apr 2013
Dear IRS
Dear IRS, First, I wanted to thank you for the social security number. It was truly unexpected and your generosity did not go unnoticed. I don’t care that you gave me a business card with…
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You asked for it! Well, actually you didn’t due to your issues with pride, but I know that you need this, so I wrote a book anyway. I started this blog to share my personal…
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15 Feb 2013
Birthday Party
To say that the party was off the chain doesn’t even begin to describe; this party broke the chain in half. This party melted the chain down and using precious metals made an even crazier…
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14 Feb 2013
Valentine’s Day Tips
Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a post for adults. Take off your shoes and socks. If the bottom of your feet look like you’ve spent the last five years of your life barefoot rock climbing,…
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6 Feb 2013
Honest Toddler of the Day: Isobel
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got in that first pic, our Honest Toddler of the Day is suffering. Yesterday I received a passive aggressive email from a mother about her two year-old…
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5 Feb 2013
Honest Toddler of the Day: Andrew
In an effort to prove there’s nothing wrong with me I’m going to be highlighting other toddlers who are just trying to be themselves. Meet Andrew. His street names include Crazy A, Andrew the Destroyer,…
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The Book is Here!
