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22 May 2013
Sharing II
This post is for Adults-Only. If balsamic vinegar has a special place in your heart, keep reading (fool). I want to discuss something serious right now so put your phone screen-side down on the table….
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16 May 2013
The Apgar
You know those dreams you have where you show up for an exam unprepared and notice that you’re the only one naked? That’s not a dream. It’s a flashback. I feel bad about my Apgar…
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10 May 2013
Mother’s Day Gift Guide
Mother’s Day is coming up and around the world female parents are asking themselves, “Do I deserve anything?” Even if your mom has only been “hug good” and not “present good” you still need to…
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8 May 2013
Book Reviews II
Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…
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6 May 2013
Footprints in the Sand
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach. Many scenes from my day flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,…
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22 Apr 2013
Dear IRS
Dear IRS, First, I wanted to thank you for the social security number. It was truly unexpected and your generosity did not go unnoticed. I don’t care that you gave me a business card with…
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You asked for it! Well, actually you didn’t due to your issues with pride, but I know that you need this, so I wrote a book anyway. I started this blog to share my personal…
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15 Feb 2013
Birthday Party
To say that the party was off the chain doesn’t even begin to describe; this party broke the chain in half. This party melted the chain down and using precious metals made an even crazier…
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14 Feb 2013
Valentine’s Day Tips
Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a post for adults. Take off your shoes and socks. If the bottom of your feet look like you’ve spent the last five years of your life barefoot rock climbing,…
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6 Feb 2013
Honest Toddler of the Day: Isobel
Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got in that first pic, our Honest Toddler of the Day is suffering. Yesterday I received a passive aggressive email from a mother about her two year-old…
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