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    • 22 May 2013

      Sharing II

      This post is for Adults-Only. If balsamic vinegar has a special place in your heart, keep reading (fool). I want to discuss something serious right now so put your phone screen-side down on the table….

      11 Comments
    • 16 May 2013

      The Apgar

      You know those dreams you have where you show up for an exam unprepared and notice that you’re the only one naked? That’s not a dream. It’s a flashback. I feel bad about my Apgar…

      13 Comments
    • 10 May 2013

      Mother’s Day Gift Guide

      Mother’s Day is coming up and around the world female parents are asking themselves, “Do I deserve anything?” Even if your mom has only been “hug good” and not “present good” you still need to…

      15 Comments
    • 8 May 2013

      Book Reviews II

      Unless you have your heart set on raising a street performer, reading to your toddler is important. Even if your child can draw a sizable crowd via the power of pop & lock, you have…

      18 Comments
    • 6 May 2013

      Footprints in the Sand

      One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach. Many scenes from my day flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints,…

      32 Comments
    • 22 Apr 2013

      Dear IRS

      Dear IRS, First, I wanted to thank you for the social security number. It was truly unexpected and your generosity did not go unnoticed. I don’t care that you gave me a business card with…

      16 Comments
    • 26 Feb 2013

      The Honest Toddler: A Child’s Guide to Parenting book

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      You asked for it! Well, actually you didn’t due to your issues with pride, but I know that you need this, so I wrote a book anyway. I started this blog to share my personal…

      49 Comments
    • 15 Feb 2013

      Birthday Party

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      To say that the party was off the chain doesn’t even begin to describe; this party broke the chain in half. This party melted the chain down and using precious metals made an even crazier…

      92 Comments
    • 14 Feb 2013

      Valentine’s Day Tips

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      Happy Valentine’s Day! This is a post for adults. Take off your shoes and socks. If the bottom of your feet look like you’ve spent the last five years of your life barefoot rock climbing,…

      17 Comments
    • 6 Feb 2013

      Honest Toddler of the Day: Isobel

      Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she got in that first pic, our Honest Toddler of the Day is suffering. Yesterday I received a passive aggressive email from a mother about her two year-old…

      33 Comments
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